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Strike Update: Jubilee now running good service North Greenwich - Stratford #Tube #Strike (via @BBCTravelAlert) #engagegroup

RT @tokes @samclo @natethompson ♫ Part Of The Weekend Never Dies - getting in the mood for 2ManyDJs Brixton on fri #thisishowweroll. indeed

♫ Part Of The Weekend Never Dies - getting in the mood for 2ManyDJs at Brixton on Saturday.

ZipCar app is really pushing the boundaries between what your phone can do, brilliant stuff.

That Alan Titschmarsh is next door doing a show about someone's garden. Might pop over the wall like a mental health patient for the crack.

En route back from Brighton. Could do with a good film and a blanket on the sofa. Like a 70 year old.

Silver lining "I'm going back to 505"

Excuse the spam. There is a ruddy faced drunk introducing himself to anything that breathes. Bell end. I don't care what your handicap is.

I said alighted. Am like 50.

This sucks ass. Speaking of which. Just as Samantha Robinson from the old days.

New genre of music. Medieval Rock. It's shit. But, because we have never heard of it it's über cool #wankfest

Am at a 'cool kids' party in the Arches in London Bridge. Hot Chip are DJing. I really am not sure I am cool enough. Lots of hats here.

Jim Magilton? Jim fucking Magilton. Really. Magilton. Jim fucking Magilton. Seriously. Jim, Jim Magilton. Actual Magilton. Honestly. Really?