My Minds Eye

Just got the Olympic Tickets email, I wasn't successful. Thanks fuck for that #hindsight

Does anyone want to buy a ticket for Wigan away. ROFL etc.

Bolton at home. Cert. Wow. Sorry @boltonjeff

Great start by @McIlroyRory Keep it steady fella #usopen

#Describeyourpeniswithamovietitle Creature from the Black Lagoon

Does anyone know how I can get a CD in front of Jools Holland? Must be someone on here I know with a connect?

Premier League fixtures tomorrow, loads of new grounds for me, First game... Sunderland away = No. Liverpool/Foolham away = Yes #QPR

Gill Scott Heron, genius and all that, but listening to an album of that poetry and bongos and I want to tear my hair out #justsaying

Spurs reject Chelsea 22m bid for Modric, City and Utd interested. QPR eye old Italians. Remember the clowns waving money at HQ? #toldyouso

Right. Anyone that retweets 3 times on the trot is being unfollowed. There's enough dullards to follow without your dullards in my timeline

*opens fridge in search of liquid, spies 10 dumpy Heineken, closes fridge an acts the adult*

I love @coolendar.

Presentation time #gameface

I'm aware Path has been out for ages, but it doesn't seem to popular in my network

I'd really enjoy @path if any of my pals used it! Early adopter or is it not taking off in certain places/groups? Anyone? Bueller?

To open an Office Word 2007 .docx or .docm files with Office Word 2003, Word 2002, or Word 2000, you need to install the... #FAIL