My Minds Eye

I wonder how @ChrisCon87 and @jonesyfromthebulmersthing are getting on

Anytime an Internet Superhero™ takes a picture of a shit. 100 designers piss their pants

Twitter. The emotional flare gun (@samclo )

Feel like I've let myself down tonight. But If anyone cusses my wife, they are fair game. I'll do the same again #angry #spastic #ruin #ok

I've seen some really bad behaviour in my time. All sorts of shit. But the behaviour of some people tonight was fucking shocking.

Haha, HDNL retweeted me calling them an idiot delivery service. Sense of humour or auto RT gone wrong?

Brand that use Twitter well: @Chilango_uk — Humour, competitions, free stuff, and most important... Authenticity. Doffs Cap. Good food too.

I'm eating my lunch in a graveyard #sepultura #graveyard

Must ask them about @stevetheteeth 's season ticket

Sandals again. Loads of women these days wear sandals that look like they were found on last weeks Time Team.

Tony Fernandez was lording it up when #QPR won that cup but hadn't actually signed anything. He was on a jolly FFS! He'll fit right in.

Things I am glad of. I don't have to see or hear David "penalty" Jones or Billy Davies next season.

RT @Ben_Farrow: Ray JONES R.I.P young man hope your smiling up there now were back #jonesneverforgotten

RT @dalmaer: Is @chocolatapp the elusive "TextMate.next"? The icon sure is pretty and it groks ™ bundles :)

So, after my public slagging of made.com my bike has miraculously turned up — dispatched within 48 hours. Probably down the back of the sofa

Over 27m people 'like' Megan Fox on Facebook. Well done world.

I ordered a bike from @madedotcom 17 weeks ago. What do you think of that... I don't have it by the way, its 5 weeks late.