My Minds Eye

Guardian Football Weekly #QPR chairman is 3 hours late for meeting with premiership player. Player leaves. #facepalm #sigh

RT @Chelsearory "RT Is anyone here FROM #Glasgow? PLEASE contact me if u r. Tis for a CHANNEL 4 show..." My friend @buildanddestroy is

Fergie has bought a wooden one #dodgykeeper

Nani & Young up against Orr & Hill.

Why does Wayne Rooney bother with hair transplants. It's his face he should throw money at.

Excited to build my @madedotcom bike today! Or I was until I realised bits were missing and the handlebars broken. It was a month late too.

Bemused that some people would go to a festival on their own.

“@CallunA92: Tony Fernandes has bought the club outright and will be announced on tuesday. BRIATORE IS GONE!!!!!!!!” is this true?

Is it National Bare Chest For Men day or what? No need.

This isn't at all how I planned it #premierleague

RT @samclo: Met @natethompson tonight. He has stickers.

Raging hangover but woke up to a Dominos from last night ad a box of clobber from Size? If Carlsberg did hangovers etc..,

Fuck all this shit. Rangers tomorrow.

Again, home delivery network inform me they are delivering a parcel at home in 1hr and 15minutes time. Thanks for the notice.