My Minds Eye

I also don't know anyone that thinks we really need a new stadium. Apart from the toilet complaining fassies. Let's fill this one first.

RT @richardpurnell: Lady on bus: "he's a good driver this one. Jumps the odd red light."

Fulham v QPR today. Scorcher too. Couldn't possibly be better.

No foul play? How on earth do you come to that decision.

Nice to see a northern Ireland flag in the crowd

Excuse me, can I have one large aqua con gas please.

While we are at it. I need sky Atlantic.

I'm sick of the media bumming Norwich and Swansea. We won the fuckling league but because these clowns string 10 passes they're brazil?

Pilkington behaves like a championship player. But that's what Norwich are, for all their huff and puff they are still a championship squad

Imagine having a 'neutral end' at you ground. You'd be ashamed.

I'm split between LOL and "Awwwwwww" for tomorrow. These lot make us look fervent. As bad as we can be. I'd hate to be that bad. #shocking

Whatever referee just disallowed that last minute Wolves equaliser just lost me £280. Thanks.

I think our @Jack__Collins is better than their @jackjcollins #QPR #Fulham

.@jackjcollins 1) the game is on Sunday. 2) you are in SW London. Thank me later. You can impress your mates with your knowledge.

Working on a day like this is criminal.

Awful awful awful service. You can probably tell I'm a bit fed up with their constant outages.

Have to work tomorrow but @virginmedia are still trotting out their shit service, down for 12 hours so far. They actually stop me earning.

Oh look, @virginmedia internet isn't working again. That makes a change. If you work freelance from home do yourself a favour. Avoid.